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    Some time ago, I do not know when, somebody said I mitigate reporters pulled legs - I have not seen this message, so I do not know much about it. In my defense allow me to report that I have never mitigated anyone's leg - in fact I do not know how the poor fellow's leg got un-mitigated in the first place. I do not even know which hurts more: to mitigate or to un-mitigate a pulled leg, nor do I know the symptoms. For all I know both the leg and the mitigation are stored in formaldehyde at Johns-Hopkins. I hope they were not thrown in the river, lest the EPA start an investigation.
    If this makes little sense to you, it makes less to me.

    #2
    Alan, isn't it a little early in the day to be drinking?

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      #3
      I mitigate my tonsils after working hours. While I categorically deny mitigating reporters' legs, I do confess to caressing femurs in the moonlight!

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        #4
        Originally posted by Bob Reynolds View Post
        Alan, isn't it a little early in the day to be drinking?
        I'm sure that there is some mitigating circumstance that can explain this all. ;-)

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          #5
          Originally posted by Bob Reynolds View Post
          Alan, isn't it a little early in the day to be drinking?
          Early ????? It's always past noon somewhere !!!!

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            #6
            The mitigation mystery has been mitigated! The guy who mitigated the pulled leg of the reporter was none other than Captain Ernest E. Wagner! I knew it was not I becauase I ain't that clever with words.

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              #7
              Praise the Lord's majesty! I would have hated to have seen litigation leading to the mitigating of the mitigation mystery.

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                #8
                Wholly smoke!! Cap'n Walnut.

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