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Date: January 16, 2003 at 10:17:19
From: Jane Greene, [nr1-216-196-215-225.fuse.net]
Subject: Duhhhhh on the Delta Queen


I know..I know ...You're all sicka hearin about the DQ, but I can't resist sharing some of the dumb questions I'VE heard in my day. I'll try to be quick about it: 1.Is that paddlewheel real? 2. Does the crew sleep on here at night? 3.We want a room on the shady side 4.Is the entire crew deaf? 5.To go to the top deck, do we go up or down the stairs?6. Is there a catholic church on here? 7. When your Grandmother was a captain, did she ever steer the boat? 8.Where do you put the crew when they're bad? 9. That was very interesting going thru the dam, but do we have to go thru ALL of them? 10.And to Bob McCann: Is there anyone on here who can give you an enema??....those are just a FEW. Doc Hawley used to tell a very subtle one. After he was telling a group of people over on the fan tail about how the paddlewheel works, etc., someone said, "my, my, my... What'll they think of next!" Cheers! Jane


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