Some time ago, I do not know when, somebody said I mitigate reporters pulled legs - I have not seen this message, so I do not know much about it. In my defense allow me to report that I have never mitigated anyone's leg - in fact I do not know how the poor fellow's leg got un-mitigated in the first place. I do not even know which hurts more: to mitigate or to un-mitigate a pulled leg, nor do I know the symptoms. For all I know both the leg and the mitigation are stored in formaldehyde at Johns-Hopkins. I hope they were not thrown in the river, lest the EPA start an investigation.
If this makes little sense to you, it makes less to me.