Reality TV
Never happen. Viewers would be bored with such mundane work-a-day stuff. What they crave is more Dancing With the Stars, prying into celebriety's bedrooms, and contrived reality shows and such. The producers would have to add an atom bomb slipped aboard the tow that would create more destruction than Katrina unless discovered and disarmed before the last commercial to attract today's audience. Then again, how many Alaskan King Crabs can we watch hauled from the Bering Sea before getting motion sickness?
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