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Old 01-11-2007, 11:56 PM
Paul Penta Paul Penta is offline
 
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Hi Judy,

Appropos of your post about the young lady trying to sing is the musicians' joke that follows:

An musician passes away and is met at the pearly gates by St Peter. The following conversation ensues:

"Welcome to heaven, man. You check out just fine. Come on in. You're gonna love it up here. We have something for everyone."

"Hi St Peter. That's good to know. As you can see from my record, I'm a musician. What do you have for me?"

"We've got just the thing. Every Friday nite there's a jam session. All the cats are here. Satchmo, the Duke, Gene Krupa ... all of them. And ANYONE can sit in, so have a great time. There's just one thing though"

"What could possibly be wrong with that?"

"Well, God has a girlfriend and she thinks she can sing"

And BTW, Judy, if you come aboard, I'm sure Jackie Bankston will happily sing "Mountain Dew" for you. "Hokey" is not out of style. "Hockey" maybe, but not "hokey".

:O)

Paul
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